I Can Haz Pillow Talk!

2010 at 5am     Posted by Rebecca Schinsky

My IRL friends like to joke that I eat the internet for breakfast.  On good days, I feel like this is true. You know, those are the days when I’m managing to blog, tweet, respond to email, and somehow READ THE BOOKS that make this whole machine keep spinning in the first place, and I’m doing it productively.

(As opposed to most days, when I’m doing it all and feeling like nothing is getting done. I think there’s something to the idea that multitasking actually makes us less efficient.)

But where was I?  Oh, yes, eating the internet for breakfast.

Those are the good days, but on the bad days, I feel more like the internet has eaten me. Or, my brain, to be more precise.

Those are the days when Bob hands me a cup of coffee, and I respond not with “thank you,” but “I can haz coffee?”  Or when a friend delivers bad news and I say not, “God, I’m so sorry,” but “Oh, sadface.”  I know. It’s bad. The interweb speak is creeping into my daily life.

And now it has made its way into the bedroom.  Read more