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I love my husband, but…
2009 at 10am Posted by Rebecca Joines Schinsky
While we were eating dinner last night, I turned to him and said, “So, last night, you were snoring when I was trying to fall asleep, and when I told you that you were snoring, you said, ‘I know. It’s great.’ Weird.”
His response “I know. I fell asleep on my back on purpose so I would snore.”
Me: “Why would you do that? Who does that? You fell asleep on your back on purpose so you would snore?! That’s ridiculous.”
Him “Well, it annoyed you, didn’t it?”
I suppose I should be happy it took him 7 1/2 years of togetherness before he extended his campaign to drive me mad into the nocturnal hours. But jeez. Really.
Who does that?
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ha ha!
Hmmmm…
This calls for revenge of some sort. Maybe you can come up with something really creative that will drive HIM bonkers!!
Based on this anecdote, there’s a particularly funny scene in “Bride Wars” you would probably enjoy!
If you ever get a chance to see it, I won’t ruin it for you. It was cute, despite a slightly thin plot. But I had to share that!
Haha .. that is great
That is….strange. I love your little life anecdotes, though.
Think that’s bad? Mine used to fart and stick my head under the covers. I am SO glad I’m not married anymore!
Why do they do these things deliberately?
HAHA!! If my husband told me THAT, I’d be sure to elbow him in the ribs everytime I heard him snoring. Or I’d be sure to cook dinner with an ingredient I liked but he didn’t (such as onions).
Mine waited until our divorce to tell me he used to let me win at Othello. Sometimes I wonder why we still let them sleep indoors.
Hamburger snores. I kick him. He snores some more. I kick him again. This goes on for awhile until he gets tired of being kicked and he leaves for the couch. Sometimes sleeping alone is a wonderful thing.
Ask him if he remembers a gal named Lorena Bobbit? He will never lie on his back again. LOL.
My husband snores if he has had dairy products before bed. I know…totally gross. He claims he is not allergice but trust me, he must be! I’ve kicked him, bopped him on the head and pushed him out of bed before. If I am going to be awake all night then he needs to share in the glory.
Huh. If I kick or poke mine and tell him he’s snoring he says sorry in his sleep … and then goes back to snoring.
My mom pinches my dad’s nose when he’s snoring and then pretends to be sleeping//innocent when he wakes up ’cause he can’t breathe. You might try this approach next time.
Ha, ha! My husband snores very loudly. He can be heard through walls in the next apt. I like Anysia’s suggestion best! I usually just shove his shoulder until he rolls over, but the solution is only temporary.
One of my roommates in college trained herself to sleep on her back-I have no clue why-which made her snore incredibly loudly. It drove me INSANE.